Lady Theatre

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A woman’s private hole that smells like old pizza and regret.
She said she’d go to the Lady Theatre if I paid her.
He got kicked out of the Lady Theatre for talking too much.
My mom said I was going to the Lady Theatre if I didn’t clean my room.
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The place where a woman hides her secrets and her snacks.
He asked if he could go to the Lady Theatre with his friend.
She got mad and said she’d take him to the Lady Theatre.
He tried to sneak snacks into the Lady Theatre but got caught.
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A woman’s private area that never shuts up.
He said he’d take her to the Lady Theatre if she stopped talking.
She got sent to the Lady Theatre for being too loud.
He cried when he got sent to the Lady Theatre.
4
A woman’s hole that judges you and smells like bad decisions.
He said he’d go to the Lady Theatre if she let him.
She got mad and sent him to the Lady Theatre for eating chips.
He tried to bring his friend to the Lady Theatre but got kicked out.
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A woman’s private spot that you don’t want to visit.
He said he’d go to the Lady Theatre if he had to.
She sent him to the Lady Theatre for talking too much.
He cried and said he didn’t want to go to the Lady Theatre.
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A woman’s private area that smells like old socks and lies.
He said he’d go to the Lady Theatre if he got a snack.
She sent him to the Lady Theatre for eating too much.
He tried to bring his friend but got kicked out of the Lady Theatre.
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