lady taco

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a smelly hole in your pants that smells like old cheese and regret. invented by a guy who got stuck in a taco shell.

My cousin called my mom a lady taco in front of her boss.

He said I was a lady taco after I ate three tacos and passed gas.

She called me a lady taco in the middle of a math test.

a hole you wish you could plug with a burrito. born in a diner during a food fight.

My teacher called me a lady taco after I sneezed in my lunch.

He said I was a lady taco when I ate the whole taco salad.

My friend called me a lady taco because I cried in the bathroom.

a hole that stinks like a rotten taco. made by a kid who got stuck in a food processor.

She called me a lady taco when I farted during the movie.

He said I was a lady taco after I ate six tacos in one go.

My brother called me a lady taco during a video game battle.