Lady Stoner

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a lady who smokes weed like it's her job but still knows how to laugh and not be a total mess

She smoked three blunts before noon and still showed up to work.

She laughed so hard at my dad's joke that she coughed out her snack.

She said 'I'm not high, I'm just mildly awesome' and it made sense.

a woman who takes weed seriously but also knows how to have a good time and not be a total disaster

She brought a bong to the grocery store and used it in the cereal aisle.

She told her boss she was 'meditating' and then smoked a joint in the breakroom.

She said 'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically relaxed.'

a lady who knows the difference between a joint and a bong but also knows how to have fun and not be a total pain

She smoked so much weed she forgot her own name at the party.

She said 'I’m not a stoner, I’m just a professional.'

She brought a whole bag of weed to the movie theater and shared it with the whole row.