lady starfish

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a human-shaped turd who thinks they're royalty

My cousin is a lady starfish. She demands a throne and a side of fries.

That girl in math class is a lady starfish. She talks like she owns the school.

My mom said I'm a lady starfish. I told her I'd rather be a pizza.

a person who acts like they're important but they're just a big mess

My boss is a lady starfish. He yells at everyone but can't even do his own taxes.

That kid in the cafeteria is a lady starfish. He thinks he's the king of the lunch table.

My neighbor is a lady starfish. She wears a crown and eats cereal for dinner.

a person who thinks they're a starfish but they're really just a big pain in the butt

My little brother is a lady starfish. He won't stop screaming about being a prince.

My teacher called me a lady starfish. I told her I'd give her a bad grade.

That girl in my group chat is a lady starfish. She sends 100 emojis and one word.