lady spunk

My lady spunk looks like a used tampon that was left in a sock drawer for 10 years.

I found my lady spunk in the back of the fridge next to the expired mayo.

My lady spunk is so old it has a beard.

My lady spunk is so dry it sounds like a desert when I walk across it.

I ate my lady spunk for breakfast. It tasted like old pizza and regret.

My lady spunk is the reason my pants smell like a man’s gym sock.

My lady spunk is like a forgotten secret in my pants.

I found my lady spunk on my shirt after I wore it to a church service.

My lady spunk is so thick it clogged the toilet.