Lady Smurf

The Lady Smurf walks in, and every guy in the room forgets how to breathe.

She’s the reason half the class is failing math, they’re too busy staring at her.

He asked her out, but she just laughed and said, 'I’ve already slept with your brother.'

He tried to impress her by doing push-ups. She just said, 'I’ve seen better.'

At the party, she showed up with three guys. All of them were her exes.

He told her he’d move to the other side of the country for her. She said, 'Why? I’m already here.'

He said he loved her. She said, 'You’re my third ex this week.'

He asked her to the prom. She said, 'I already went with your best friend.'

She showed up at the store with two guys. Both of them were crying because she broke up with them.

He tried to flirt with her. She just said, 'You’re my second ex this week.'

She walked into the cafeteria with two guys. Both of them were crying.

He asked her to the dance. She said, 'I already went with your brother.'

He told her he’d move to another state for her. She said, 'Why? I’m already here.'

She walked into the room with three guys. All of them were her exes.

He asked her out. She said, 'I’ve already slept with your dad.'