Lady simp

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A woman so starved for love she'll flirt with anyone who looks her way, even if they're ugly as sin.

Hey bro, you cute. Let's do this.

I'll take the second date if you promise to buy me pizza.

You're the only one who texted me back. I'm yours now.

A girl who'll blow you up just because you said you were single, even if you're still with your ex.

You said you're single. I'm coming for you.

Your ex is still your ex. I'm your new ex.

Don't text me again if you're still with her.

A woman who'll chase you like a dog if you smile at her once.

You smiled at me. I'm following you everywhere.

I saw you at the store. I'm texting you now.

You said hi. I'm texting you every day.