Lady Shirt Cocker

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A woman who wears a shirt so tight it looks like it's trying to escape her body and also has a cocker attitude.
My mom is a lady shirt cocker. She wears that shirt every day and still looks like she just walked out of a gym.
My sister’s a lady shirt cocker. She’s got that shirt on and she’s flexin’ like she’s got a cocker in her pants.
My girlfriend is a lady shirt cocker. That shirt is so tight, I think it’s got a life of its own.
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A woman who wears a shirt like it’s a badge of honor and also acts like she’s got a cocker in her soul.
My aunt is a lady shirt cocker. She wears that shirt like it’s her last breath and she’s proud of it.
My cousin is a lady shirt cocker. She wears that shirt like it’s her crown and she’s ready to rule the world.
My friend is a lady shirt cocker. She wears that shirt like it’s her second skin and she’s got a cocker in her heart.
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A woman who wears a shirt so tight it looks like it’s trying to strangle her and also acts like she’s got a cocker in her DNA.
My neighbor is a lady shirt cocker. That shirt is so tight, I think it’s trying to kill her and she’s loving it.
My coworker is a lady shirt cocker. She’s got that shirt on and she’s flexin’ like she’s got a cocker in her veins.
My crush is a lady shirt cocker. That shirt is so tight, I think it’s got a cocker in it and she’s got one in her heart.
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