lady shapes

She walked in and I dropped my coffee. My brain short-circuited.

He asked me if I wanted a side of cheese. I said no. He said that was a mistake.

I texted him: 'You’re a legend.' He replied: 'I’m just trying to survive.'

I saw them and I immediately knew I was doomed.

She had them and I had a heart attack. I didn’t even know I had a heart.

He asked me if I wanted to live. I said no. He said that was a problem.

I saw them and I forgot who I was. I still haven’t found my name.

He walked in and I forgot my password. I still haven’t found it.

She showed me hers and I forgot mine. I still haven’t found it.

They bounced so hard I thought they were going to hit the ceiling.

He laughed so loud I thought he was going to fall off the chair.

She bounced and I got a headache. I still have it.

I saw them and I cried. I cried so much I ran out of tears.

He showed me his and I cried. I cried so much I cried my pants off.

She had them and I cried. I cried so much I forgot how to stop.

They went boom and I went boom with them.

He had them and I went boom. I still haven’t stopped booming.

She had them and I exploded. I still haven’t stopped exploding.