Lady Saxophone

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A hot mess who has a boyfriend who plays the saxophone and thinks they're the best at everything.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone and I think I'm the best at everything. Also, I don't know how to cook.

You call yourself a Lady Saxophone? Your boyfriend plays the saxophone, and you can't even tie your shoes right.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I think I'm the best. Also, I threw my phone in the toilet.

A girl who's got a boyfriend who plays the saxophone and thinks she's cooler than everyone else.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm cooler than everyone else. Also, I once wore socks with sandals in public.

You're not a Lady Saxophone. Your boyfriend plays the saxophone, and you're not even cool.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm cooler than you. Also, I once yelled at a pigeon.

A person who's got a boyfriend who plays the saxophone and acts like she's the best thing since sliced bread.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Also, I once fought a cop over a parking ticket.

You're not a Lady Saxophone. Your boyfriend plays the saxophone, and you're not even close to being the best thing since sliced bread.

I'm a Lady Saxophone. My boyfriend plays the saxophone, and I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Also, I once ate an entire pizza in one bite.