lady rod

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A lady’s rod is when a girl gets so horny she could scream, swear, and probably throw a chair if she had a penis.
My neighbor’s dog just stared at me like I was a juicy burger.
My math teacher’s voice is so low it’s like a whisper from hell.
I saw my cousin’s crush and my brain short-circuited.
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A lady rod is when a girl gets so excited she’s practically jumping out of her skin, and if she had a penis, it would be trying to escape.
I walked in on my brother’s friend and my face turned red.
My crush texted me and I dropped my phone like it was on fire.
I heard my mom swear and I was like, ‘What is going on?’
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A lady rod is when a girl is so turned on she’s thinking about sex, and if she had a penis, it would be standing up and waving.
My friend told me a joke and I was laughing so hard I almost peed.
I saw a guy in a tight shirt and my brain went blank.
My dog barked at me like I had a second head.
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A lady rod is when a girl is so hot and bothered she’s practically sweating, and if she had a penis, it would be doing the cha-cha.
I got a 100 on my test and I was like, ‘I’m the best.’
I walked past my crush and I felt like my heart was trying to escape.
My dad told a joke and I was laughing so hard I cried.
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A lady rod is when a girl is so worked up she’s thinking about nothing else, and if she had a penis, it would be standing at attention like a soldier.
I got a surprise birthday party and I was so happy I almost screamed.
I saw my crush’s face and I forgot how to breathe.
I got called out in class and I was like, ‘What?!’
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