Lady Red Pants

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Lady Red Pants is a drunk mess who roams Batavia like a lost soul. She wears red pants like they’re a fashion statement and snoozes on the black stages like they’re a bed. She yaps to herself at Walgreens like she’s having a conversation with a ghost.
She was seen yelling at a vending machine like it owed her money.
She tried to buy a bag of chips with a $20 bill and a promise.
She told the Walgreens employee she was the mayor of the Riverwalk.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Red Pants is a half-decent human being who got turned into a mess by Batavia. She wears red pants like it’s a daily ritual and naps under black stages like it’s her office. She talks to herself at Walgreens like it’s a job.
She asked the store clerk if they had a job opening for a ‘self-talker.’
She tried to explain her life story to a bag of chips.
She told a kid she was the queen of the Riverwalk.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Red Pants is a sad sack who thinks she’s the life of the party. She wears red pants like it’s a badge of honor and sleeps on black stages like it’s a throne. She yaps at Walgreens like it’s a stand-up comedy show.
She did a stand-up set for a group of pigeons.
She tried to convince a security guard she was the mayor of the Riverwalk.
She said her pants were magical and could predict the weather.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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