lady raine

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The liquid you get when a girl is really happy and you're really confused
She said it was my fault. I said it was her fault. We both knew it was the liquid's fault.
He texted me a photo of his shirt and said 'look what she did to me'. I texted back 'look what she did to you'.
At the party, she poured it on his head and said 'you asked for it'. He said 'I didn't ask for it. I just accepted it.'
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What happens when a girl is wet and you're not ready for it
He said he was going to the store. She said she was going to the store. He came back with a bag. She came back with a bag and a smile.
He asked if she wanted to go to the movies. She said yes. He asked if she wanted to go to the movies. She said yes again. He asked if she wanted to go to the movies. She said yes and started walking.
He said he was tired. She said she was tired. He went to sleep. She went to sleep and then woke up and did something weird.
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The stuff that comes out when a girl is excited and you're just standing there
He said he was going to the gym. She said she was going to the gym. He came back sweaty. She came back sweaty and smiled.
He asked if she wanted pizza. She said yes. He asked if she wanted pizza. She said yes again. He asked if she wanted pizza. She said yes and then started eating.
He said he was going to sleep. She said she was going to sleep. He went to sleep. She went to sleep and then did something that made him wake up.
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