lady pouch

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A magical hole in your body that stores snacks, keys, and sometimes your dignity

I used my lady pouch to hold my lunch and my bra strap at the same time.

She pulled out a full bag of chips from her lady pouch during the meeting.

He asked why she kept putting her phone in her lady pouch instead of her pocket.

The place where your secrets, snacks, and stress go to die

She hid her bad grade in her lady pouch and hope no one saw it.

He dropped his keys in her lady pouch and never got them back.

She used her lady pouch to hide her tampon during gym class.

A body part that holds everything you need and everything you don’t

Her lady pouch had a sandwich, a phone, and a used napkin all at once.

He found a used sock in her lady pouch and asked what was going on.

She used her lady pouch to carry her wallet, her phone, and her lunch.

A body part that stores your snacks, your mood, and sometimes your problems

She stuffed her lady pouch with candy and forgot about her math test.

He pulled out a full bag of popcorn from her lady pouch during the movie.

She used her lady pouch to hold her tears and her phone at the same time.

A part of your body that is both a treasure chest and a trash can

She dropped her phone in her lady pouch and it got crushed by a sandwich.

He found a used tissue and a piece of gum in her lady pouch.

She used her lady pouch to hold her keys, her phone, and her bra.

A place where your snacks, your secrets, and your sanity live

She pulled out a full bag of chips from her lady pouch during the meeting.

He found a used tampon in her lady pouch and asked what was going on.

She used her lady pouch to hide her bad grade from her mom.