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A lady’s fart that’s so soft it might as well be a whisper from a ghost, and no one even knows it happened.

She tried to be sneaky, but even the ghost in the closet didn’t notice.

The fart was so quiet, the dog didn’t even blink.

She farted so soft, it was like the wind came from a baby’s butt.

A lady’s fart that’s so weak it sounds like a tiny mouse got stuck in a sock and tried to escape.

Her fart was so weak, it couldn’t even wake up the sleeping cat.

It was like a tiny fart had been divided into three.

That lady farted so soft, it was like a mouse sneezed in a sock.

When a lady farts so quiet, it’s like she used a muffin to cover her butt and the muffin didn’t even feel it.

She farted so quiet, it was like a muffin was doing the job.

That lady farted so soft, it was like a muffin was in a sock.

Her fart was so weak, it was like a muffin went to sleep.