Lady Points

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Lady points are like man points but for people who act like they're in a fairy tale. You get them for doing girly stuff that makes men cringe.

watching 27 dresses alone and hungover

getting a massage and crying about it

texting your ex at 3 a. m.

Lady points are the amount of shame a man feels when he does something super girly. It’s like giving him a slap on the wrist with a glitter wand.

receiving during sex

listening to Corinne Bailey Rae

folding a shirt like it’s a origami masterpiece

Lady points are the number of times a guy acts like a drama queen for no reason. It's like giving him a participation trophy for being extra.

thinking Russell Brand is sexy

crying over a broken nail

smelling a flower and sighing like it’s the end of the world

Lady points are the punishment for acting like you're in a rom-com. It’s given when a guy does something so girly it makes you want to throw up.

wearing a dress to the grocery store

screaming at a movie

texting your mom about your feelings