Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical item that turns your life into a wild party, usually hidden on a secret menu at fancy events where people act like they know what they're doing.

I ate the lady pipe and now my life is a never-ending party.

That lady pipe made my life better than my ex’s Instagram.

I got the lady pipe and my whole week got a free upgrade.

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2

A woman who's basically a walking neon sign that says 'I'm here to make you rich, or at least slightly less broke.'

She's a lady pipe, and I'm her new best friend.

That lady pipe just gave me a raise and a free coffee.

I saw the lady pipe and immediately signed my soul over to her.

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3

A person who would sell their own grandma for a few extra bucks and a free cup of coffee.

That lady pipe is worse than my mom's dating life.

She's a lady pipe and I’m just her snack.

That lady pipe would rob a bank just to get a better Wi-Fi signal.

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4

A walking, talking, screaming, middle finger to all things normal and boring.

I ran into the lady pipe and now my life is chaos.

She’s the lady pipe and my brain just quit.

That lady pipe showed up and my life got a new best friend.

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5

A person who would rather live in a dumpster than be average.

She’s the lady pipe, and I’m just her backup plan.

That lady pipe lives in a dumpster and still thinks she’s the best.

She’s the lady pipe, and I’m just her snack and her ex.

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6

A woman who’s not just loud, she’s a full-blown symphony of swear words and bad decisions.

That lady pipe is louder than my brother’s car alarm.

She’s the lady pipe and my brain just got a divorce.

That lady pipe just ruined my Monday and my life.

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