lady pimp

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A woman who makes men look like fools and takes all the money.
My lady pimp got 5 guys to pay her $200 each for a night of trash talk.
She made my cousin get a tattoo of her name on his butt.
She told my brother he was a 'disgrace to manhood' and charged him extra.
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A woman who has a bunch of guys ready to do whatever she wants, 24/7.
She got 3 of her guys to rob a store just so she could wear a new dress.
Her guy list is longer than my to-do list.
She sends her guys to do her chores and then gives them a slap.
3
A woman who makes the best men look like weaklings.
She made my dad wear a wig and dance for her friends.
She got her guy to fight her brother for a burger.
She told my uncle he was 'not a real man' and made him eat a whole pie.
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The first lady pimp. She owns guys and gals and sells them for cash, sex, and shady deals.
She sold my cousin to a guy for $100 and a pizza.
She made my mom work as a prostitute for a week.
She got my brother to do her laundry for a week.
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A girl who doesn't act like a total mess with guys.
She didn't flirt with my brother even though he was cute.
She said no to my dad even when he offered her ice cream.
She didn't text my uncle even though he sent her 100 messages.
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A group of women who boss men around and don’t give them anything in return.
They got my brother to do their homework and then left him alone.
They made my dad wear a dress to a party and then laughed at him.
They told my uncle to clean their house and never thanked him.
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