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when the guy you like (who also liked you) is being a total idiot and won't say you're his girlfriend because he thinks he's still in seventh grade and calls you his lady person like it's the dumbest thing ever
He texts me, 'Hey lady person, wanna hang out?' I reply, 'You could just say girlfriend.' He says, 'Nope.'
At lunch, he says, 'I’m still just your lady person.' I throw my sandwich at him.
He texts me, 'I’m your lady person forever.' I reply, 'You’re my ex-lady person.'