Lady Peen

My gym teacher called her a Lady Peen because she was bouncing around like a kid on a trampoline.

He texted me, 'Just saw your cousin at the mall. She’s a full-blown Lady Peen.'

My mom said, 'Don’t talk about Lady Peens at the dinner table, or I’ll feed you to the dog.'

My brother said his crush was a Lady Peen because she had a 'sausage for a privates.'

At the party, someone called my sister a Lady Peen and everyone laughed for 10 minutes.

My dad told me, 'Don’t be a Lady Peen at the family reunion or I’ll throw you out of the house.'