lady of the morning

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A woman who wakes up looking like she just ate a whole pie and got a free hug from a unicorn. She’s got the power to make your morning feel like a party, even if you’re still half-asleep and wearing pajamas.
My lady of the morning sent me a text at 7 a. m. saying, 'I can see your face from my window. Wake up, you lazy bum.'
She walked into the kitchen wearing only socks and a towel, and I dropped my coffee.
She texted me a photo of her breakfast with the caption, 'This is how you start your day, you sad sack.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A woman who wakes up like she just won the lottery and has a whole squad of dolphins cheering her on. She’s got that vibe that makes your morning feel like it’s going to be awesome, even if you forgot to brush your teeth.
She slid into my DMs at 6 a. m. with a picture of her cat wearing sunglasses and a message: 'Your day is about to get lit.'
She walked in wearing a robe and a crown, and I asked if she was planning a coup.
She sent me a voice note of her singing in the shower and said, 'This is how you start the day, you sad frog.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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A woman who wakes up with the energy of a thousand screaming monkeys and the confidence of a superhero. She’s the kind of person who makes your morning feel like it’s going to be amazing, even if you’re still in your pajamas and your hair is a mess.
She texted me at 7 a. m. saying, 'I just ate my breakfast and it was a full-on war. You need to wake up.'
She walked into the room wearing a T-shirt that said 'I survived the night.'
She sent me a photo of her cat wearing a party hat and said, 'This is how you start your day, you sad turtle.'
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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