Lady Nagant's longshot

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When a guy tries to pee in a toilet or urinal from far away and yells ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ because he thinks Lady Nagant can shoot his tiny brain from that distance.
He stood ten feet away from the urinal and screamed ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he was launching a rocket.
He peed in the wrong urinal and yelled ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he just got fired.
He tried to pee in the ladies’ room and shouted ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he was fighting a dragon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy tries to aim his pee like Lady Nagant shoots lasers, but he’s too far and too clumsy, and he screams her name like he’s saving the world.
He stood back like he was about to get shot and yelled ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ before peeing like a spaz.
He tried to pee like he was in a battle and shouted ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ while spraying everywhere.
He stood on the urinal and shouted ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he was the hero and the toilet was the villain.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a guy stands way back and yells ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he’s trying to shoot a toilet with a laser, but all he does is pee like a scared squirrel.
He stood like he was hiding from a sniper and screamed ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ before peeing like he was on fire.
He yelled ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he was the hero and the toilet was the villain, but his pee missed the urinal.
He stood way back and yelled ‘KAINA TSUTSUMI!’ like he was going to pee in a battle, but he just peed everywhere.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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