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A woman's inner thighs covered in thick, hairy mess that looks like mutton chops fell into a swamp and grew back. It’s like a beard made of leg hair and it’s trying to take over your whole body.
My cousin’s lady muttons look like a goat got a perm and ran through a hedge.
I saw her in the shower and I thought I was looking at a jungle.
She walks into a room and the whole place goes silent like it’s afraid of her hair.