Lady Mop

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A girl's secret weapon for dealing with cramps and bad periods. What you throw at your guy friend when he's being a total doofus.

I gave him a Lady Mop and told him to shut up.

He asked for a Lady Mop because he thought it was candy.

She sent him a Lady Mop and said, 'Here, you're the doofus now.'

A fancy name for a tampon or pad. What you hand to your guy friend when he's being a complete idiot.

He asked for a Lady Mop because he thought it was a snack.

She gave him a Lady Mop and said, 'You're the idiot now.'

He tried to eat a Lady Mop and got a face full of embarrassment.

A girl's monthly curse. What you give your guy friend when he's being a total pain in the backside.

He asked for a Lady Mop because he thought it was a curse from the gods.

She gave him a Lady Mop and said, 'Enjoy your pain.'

He tried to fight a Lady Mop and got kicked out of the bathroom.