lady-mist

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When a girl gets a little wet down there because something stupid makes her think about sex. Usually something gross like a guy's face or a bad smell.
My math teacher’s face made me lady-mist during algebra. I had to hide my face in my notebook.
I saw my brother’s sock and got lady-mist. I blame him for that.
The guy at the gas station said 'Hey lady' and I got lady-mist. I'm not even mad.
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A woman who drinks wine like it’s a dare and uses a red solo cup like it’s a trophy.
My aunt drank wine from a red solo cup and called me a ‘baby’ at the family reunion. I was 15.
She came to my birthday party with a red solo cup full of wine and said 'This is my energy drink.'
My cousin’s mom drank wine from a red solo cup and started singing show tunes. It was a disaster.
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