LADY MILLIONAIRE

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A rich woman who won a ton of cash and now thinks she's fancy.
She texted her ex: 'I'm not coming back. I've got money now.'
She posted on Instagram: 'Who needs a man when you've got a lottery ticket?'
She told her mom: 'You're gonna be rich too. Just let me win.'
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A woman who turned a stupid ticket into a stupid amount of money.
She said, 'I'm not rich. I'm just lucky.' Then she bought a Lamborghini.
She tweeted: 'I'm not a millionaire. I'm just a lady who didn't know how to lose.'
She DM'd her best friend: 'I'm rich. You're still broke. I'm not even trying.'
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A woman who won a lot of money and now acts like she's better than everyone.
She said, 'I'm not better than you. I'm just richer.'
She posted: 'I'm not rich. I'm just not poor anymore.'
She told her neighbor: 'You're still poor. I'm rich. I win.'
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