lady meat

My uncle called my friend's dad a flailing willy after he tripped into a punch bowl.

The guy at the bar said my cousin's dad had a flailing willy and a face like a sock.

My mom told my dad he had a flailing willy and a brain the size of a marble.

My brother said my mom's hole smelled like old pizza and a dirty sock.

The guy at the gym said my aunt's hole smelled like old pizza and a broken toaster.

My dad told my cousin's mom her hole smelled like old pizza and a dead rat.