Lady M

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Street morphine for people who want to feel like they’re dying but also want to be cool about it. It’s like the difference between getting high and getting shot.
Bro, I just hit the street with a Lady M and now I feel like I’m in a rap song.
That MS Contin is my Lady M. I’m not just taking pills, I’m making a statement.
I paid $50 for a bag of Lady M. I’m not rich, I’m just desperate.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The phrase you must say after tipping your fedora, or else I’ll come to your house and beat you with a chicken. No exceptions.
I tipped my fedora and said ‘Lady M’ or else I would’ve been chicken-fried.
He didn’t say Lady M. I sent him a DM: ‘You’re dead to me now.’
I said Lady M. He said ‘You’re in.’ I said ‘You’re a legend.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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What chat noir call ladybug. It’s like a ladybug, but with more attitude and less ‘bug’.
That ladybug is a Lady M. I saw it stomp on a guy’s face.
She called it a Lady M. I said, ‘You’re a bugaboo, and I’m not afraid of you.’
He said ‘Lady M’ like it was a death sentence. It wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you see an old person who looks like Channing Tatum after a fire and you immediately pee in your hand and throw it at them like it’s a challenge.
I saw that old guy and I just peed in my hand and flung it at him like it was a battle.
She was hot. I peed in my hand and threw it at her like I was in a movie.
That old lady was on fire. I peed in my hand and said ‘You’re not that old.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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People who wear fedoras and think they’re better than you. They have way too many swords and they cuddle anime pillows harder than you ever will.
That guy wears a fedora and has like 10 swords. He’s a fedora menace.
He said he cuddles his anime pillow harder than me. I don’t even know what that means.
Fedora man thinks he’s cool. I told him, ‘You’re just a neckbeard in a hat.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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What I call people who are obsessed with butt infections and think it’s a lifestyle.
He’s a Lady M. I said, ‘You have more butt infections than I have exes.’
She’s a Lady M. I said, ‘You’re the queen of butt abscesses.’
That guy is a Lady M. I said, ‘You’re the king of butthell.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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I have to take out the thought of the accident that happened in New York and tell all of America that it was caused by a circle. You’re dumb, you’re my dude, you’re my lady, you’re all fruitcakes.
I had to take out the thought of that accident. I said, ‘It was a circle, and it was from New York.’
I told America, ‘That accident was a circle. You’re all dumb.’
I said, ‘You’re my dude, my lady, and you’re all fruitcakes. I’ve had enough.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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