Lady Lumps

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Lady Lumps are the big round things on a woman that make you want to grab them and squeeze them like a juice pouch.

My lady lumps are so big I could start a trend.

I got lady lumps like a cheeseburger.

She walks in and I'm like, 'Damn, those lady lumps are on fire!'

Lady Lumps is a word that sounds fancy but it just means a woman’s big round parts. It’s like calling your lunch ‘the glorious feast of carbs.’

Lady lumps? That’s just my morning coffee with extra sugar.

I don’t know what lady lumps are but I’m not mad about it.

My friend said lady lumps and I was like, 'You just said boobs, right?'

Lady Lumps is what Fergie’s ass is made of. It’s like her ass is a bag of chips, and every time she moves, it goes *crunch*.

Lady lumps is Fergie’s secret weapon.

She walks in and I'm like, 'That’s Fergie with her lady lumps on.'

I swear, Fergie’s lady lumps are so big they should have their own ZIP code.

Lady Lumps are the big soft things on a woman that make you wish you could take a bite out of them. They’re like the dessert of body parts.

My lady lumps are so good I could eat them for breakfast.

She’s got lady lumps like a cake with extra frosting.

He said, 'Your lady lumps are so big, I think they're gonna explode.'

Lady Lumps is Fergie’s favorite snack. She eats them every day and tells everyone they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

Fergie’s lady lumps are the reason I’m here today.

She says, 'My lady lumps are so good, they could make a man weep.'

I asked Fergie if she had lady lumps, and she said, 'I got more lady lumps than a buffet.'