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The fancy cars girls drive that make guys punch walls when they realize the girls can fix them better than their dad.
My ex drove a Lamborghini and I still cry about it.
She changed her car oil while I was still trying to figure out what oil was.
I saw her replace her entire engine and I cried like a baby.
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The cars girls have that make guys feel like they lost the battle of the sexes, and it's just the first round.
He tried to fix her car and it exploded in his face.
She fixed his car and he cried in the garage.
He tried to impress her with his car and she fixed it in front of him.
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The cars girls have that make guys feel like they were born in the wrong century and the girls were born in a mechanic shop.
She fixed his car with a wrench and a smile.
He tried to show off his car and she made it look like a toy.
He brought his car to her and she fixed it while he was still eating breakfast.
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