Lady Luck

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Lady Luck is like a drunk goddess who throws dice with no idea what she’s doing and laughs in your face when you lose.

I bet my last dollar and Lady Luck laughed in my face.

She threw the dice and it landed on 'disaster' for me.

I called her 'Lady Luck' and she threw me into a ditch.

Lady Luck is just fate wearing a cheap outfit and telling you it's destiny.

She told me it was destiny, and I got stuck with a bad job.

Fate said 'destiny' and I ended up with a broken heart.

I believed in destiny and now I'm broke and heartbroken.

Lady Luck is a girl who’ll sleep with you and your best friend just to keep you from getting rich.

She slept with my best friend and now I'm broke.

She took my money and my dignity.

I trusted her and now I'm broke and alone.

Lady Luck is the love of your life who gives you good luck until she gets tired of you and decides to break your heart.

She was my everything until she left me for someone richer.

She brought me luck and then dumped me in the street.

I thought she was my forever, but she left me for a richer man.