Lady Lozenge

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A fancy name for a lady’s pecker; it looks like a tiny candy she licks when she’s trying not to scream.

My gym teacher called it a 'fancy pecker' and got sent to the principal’s office.

My sister’s friend said it’s 'the reason she doesn’t like math.'

My mom said it’s 'the tiny thing that makes girls moan in the shower.'

The tiny part of a lady that makes her go ‘oh wow’ when it gets touched; also called a ‘candy stick’ by the dumbest guys.

My brother said it’s a ‘candy stick’ and got laughed at by all the girls.

My aunt said it’s ‘the tiny thing that makes girls wet.’

My friend’s dog licked it and started dancing.

A lady’s secret weapon; it’s small, it’s pink, and it’s the reason boys get distracted in class.

My teacher said it’s why boys ‘stop listening to math.’

My cousin said it’s ‘the thing that makes girls happy.’

My neighbor’s dog went crazy when it saw it.

The tiny part of a lady that makes her go ‘oh my god’ when it’s touched; it’s also why guys get distracted in the hallway.

My friend got distracted by it during a test and got a D.

My mom said it’s ‘the reason girls have crushes.’

My dog tried to eat it and got in trouble.

A lady’s hidden treasure; it’s small, it’s cute, and it’s the reason boys get distracted in class.

My brother got distracted by it during a math test and failed.

My friend’s dog tried to lick it and got a time-out.

My mom said it’s the ‘tiny thing that makes girls happy.’

The tiny pecker of a lady; it’s the reason boys get distracted in class and girls get distracted in the bathroom.

My brother got distracted by it and failed a test.

My friend’s dog tried to lick it and got kicked out of the house.

My mom said it’s the ‘tiny thing that makes girls moan.’