Lady Lotto

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Lady Lotto is when ugly guys try to score by hitting on hot women like they’re winning the lottery, even though they’re probably still wearing the same pants from high school.
He asked her out at the coffee shop like he was the next president.
He hit on the barista and didn’t even remember her name.
He tried to flirt with a girl in the grocery store and spilled his cereal.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Lotto is when nerdy men think they’re lucky if a hot girl gives them the time of day, even though they still have no idea what the time is.
He asked her to prom and forgot to bring a corsage.
He tried to impress her with his video game skills and failed.
He sent her a text that just said 'hi' and called it a love letter.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Lotto is when guys with no life think they’re getting a date by hitting on hot women, even though they still live with their mom.
He asked her out and then went home to eat cereal for dinner.
He hit on her at the mall and couldn’t find his way out.
He tried to ask her to dinner and ended up ordering pizza for the whole family.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Lotto is when guys who can’t even tie their shoes think they’re getting a date by hitting on hot women, even though they still wear socks with sandals.
He asked her out and tripped over his own shoelaces.
He hit on her and spilled his coffee all over her shirt.
He tried to impress her with his sock skills and failed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Lotto is when guys with the brain of a goldfish think they’re getting a date by hitting on hot women, even though they still can’t remember their own phone number.
He asked her out and forgot her name five minutes later.
He hit on her and couldn’t remember where he was.
He tried to call her and dialed his mom by mistake.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lady Lotto is when guys who think they’re the main character in their own movie try to score by hitting on hot women, even though they still can’t act.
He asked her out and broke down in tears when she said no.
He hit on her and did a dramatic monologue about his feelings.
He tried to impress her with his acting skills and got it wrong.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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