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The hole you wish you had when you’re stuck in traffic and your pants are too tight. Also called 'Axe Wound' or 'Beef Curtains' because it looks like a curtain you’d use to hide a dead cow.
My cousin said Lady Locker is the best part of her day. I believe her because I’ve seen her face when she’s done shopping.
I told my brother Lady Locker is just a fancy word for a hole. He said I was wrong. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said I was right.
My mom tried to explain Lady Locker to me. I just asked for a snack.