Lady loaf

My aunt is a lady loaf. She eats pizza for breakfast and still has a beer belly.

That lady loaf at the gym smells like old fries and regret.

I told my mom she was a lady loaf. She said I was just jealous of her love handles.

That lady loaf at the buffet took three helpings of mac and cheese and still looked hungry.

My cousin is a lady loaf. She has a fupa and a side of laziness.

My teacher called me a lady loaf because I ate the whole pizza.

My grandma is a lady loaf. She eats cake for dinner and still has a belly like a balloon.

That lady loaf at the park has a fupa and a smile that could light up the whole block.

I told my friend she was a lady loaf. She said I was just jealous of her snacks.