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A girl shoves a dildo so deep up a guy's butt it might come out his nose. Lady Liberty’s arm is raised like she’s about to punch the sky.

My cousin used a 12-inch dildo and yelled, 'I’m gonna punch the sky!'

She stuck it so far up his butt he cried like a baby.

The guy had to sit on the toilet for an hour after that.

A teen girl in a green table cloth and a crown of razors does a sexual ritual with a 70-year-old man who shoves toys up her hole like it’s a job.

She had a fire-dildo in one hand and a dictionary in the other.

The man had a torpedo swim toy up her ass and didn’t even flinch.

She did this for four hours and then cried when the guy left.

A girl is on top of a guy, crying, holding a lit candle and a 1970s porno, while he sticks his dick up her ass like the government.

She had a candle burning and a magazine so old it had a mustache on it.

The guy was like, 'I’m the government and I’m sticking my dick up your ass.'

She cried so hard she dropped the candle and burned her hand.

A half-French American woman rides a foreigner like a horse in the cowgirl position until he’s too tired to move.

She had a French accent and a serious face.

He was so tired after that he fell asleep on the couch.

She said, 'I’m not done until you’re completely done.'

Lady Liberty is a super-tall butt that loves being humped by people who are even taller than her, which is basically impossible.

She’s so tall she could be a statue.

Her butt was so big it had its own zip code.

She only dates people who are 7 feet tall.

Me, in a white shirt, skinny jeans, and Converse, humping a Teddy Dog that’s also a rapist, like Lady Liberty.

I was wearing jeans so tight they looked like they were made of spaghetti.

The Teddy Dog had a rap sheet longer than my arm.

I was humping that dog like it was a statue.