lady lawyer

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The fake reason you told your boys you lost that trial. Truth is, she kicked your butt so hard, you're still picking pieces of yourself off the floor.

My boy, she didn't lose. She let you win to save face.

I told my crew she was a witch. They said I was crazy.

She said I was a disgrace. I said I was just trying to survive.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A lady lawyer is like a hurricane with a law degree. You don’t want to be in her path when she’s angry.

She gave me a look that could melt steel. I lost that trial for sure.

My buddy said she was a beast. I believed him after that cross-exam.

I walked into the courtroom. She looked at me like I owed her money.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

A lady lawyer is like kryptonite for your whole crew. She takes your boys down one by one, and you’re left with nothing but shame.

She took out my best friend in front of the whole court. I felt bad for him.

I said she was magic. My boy said I was high.

She said I was a failure. I said I was just tired.

by Slangipedia 15h ago