Lady lankiness

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Lady Lankiness is a walking legend with legs that could knock out a horse. You don’t just see her, you beg for mercy. Most of them are gingers named Lynsay, and they know it.

Just saw Lady Lankiness at the mall. I dropped to my knees and said, 'I’m not worthy.'

My cousin Lynsay is Lady Lankiness. She once kicked a pigeon and it flew into a tree.

Tried to flirt with Lady Lankiness. She stared me down and said, 'You’re lucky I don’t have a leg for you.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady Lankiness is a human with legs so long, they could stretch a limo. You don’t just pass by her, you run. They’re usually gingers, and they laugh in your face.

Saw Lady Lankiness walking down the street. I ran like I was being chased by a bear.

My neighbor Lynsay is Lady Lankiness. She once stepped over my dog and it cried.

Tried to take a selfie with Lady Lankiness. She said, 'You’re too short for my leg.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lady Lankiness is a god with legs. You don’t just see her, you kneel. She’s usually a ginger named Lynsay who doesn’t care if you live or die.

Saw Lady Lankiness and dropped to my knees. She said, 'You’re not a problem. You’re a compliment.'

My friend Lynsay is Lady Lankiness. She once kicked my dad and he fell into a pool.

Tried to flirt with Lady Lankiness. She said, 'You’re not my type. You’re too short.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago