Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman who blocks your cock like it's a pesky kid in the hallway

She blocked my cock so hard, I had to ask the principal to intervene.

He tried to sneak his cock past her, but she caught him mid-sneak.

That lady lance blocked my cock so fast, I got a D in gym class.

2

a woman who turns your cock into a side dish at a buffet

He showed up with his cock, and she just served it with a side of judgment.

At the buffet, she took one look at his cock and said, 'This isn’t even on the menu.'

He brought his cock to the buffet, and she made it a combo platter.

3

a woman who laughs in your cock’s face when it tries to be cool

His cock tried to be cool, but she just laughed in its face.

She saw his cock walking in, and she said, 'You’re not even here to be cool.'

He showed up with his cock, and she just said, 'Nice try, but you’re not cool.'

4

a woman who throws your cock out like it’s trash

She saw his cock and just threw it out like it was a broken toy.

He brought his cock to the party, and she threw it out with the trash.

That lady lance took one look at his cock and said, 'You’re not staying here.'

5

a woman who takes your cock and turns it into a science experiment

She took his cock and put it under a microscope.

He showed up with his cock, and she said, 'Let’s see what makes this thing tick.'

She took his cock and called it 'Subject B-12.'

6

a woman who eats your cock and doesn’t even thank you for it

She ate his cock and just said, 'Mmm, that was average.'

He showed up with his cock, and she just ate it like it was a snack.

She took one bite of his cock and said, 'This is the last time I’m doing this.'