Lady Kat

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the only woman who can handle your bad taste and still make you look good

She took my ugly shirt and wore it like a crown.

I tried to cheat on her, and she made me eat my words literally.

She called me out in front of my whole family, and I loved it.

the one woman who can make your life hell and still be the best part of it

She texts me at 2 a. m. just to ask why I haven’t called her yet.

She left me for a guy who can cook, and I still haven’t forgiven her.

She made me clean the whole house because I spilled soda on her shoes.

the only woman who will put up with your dumb jokes and still sleep with you

She laughed at my joke about my ex and then kissed me.

I told her I was going to eat pizza for breakfast, and she said, 'Go ahead, I’ll be here when you come back.'

She let me take her to a movie even though I forgot to bring the tickets.