lady junk

She said she wanted the main prize, but then I saw her looking at the side stuff like it was a buffet.

He took one look at my junk and walked out like I had a disease.

I asked if she wanted the main prize, and she said, 'No, I want all the extra stuff.'

I tried to ignore it, but it was like a gift that just wouldn't stop talking to me.

He took one look and said, 'That's not a prize, that's a punishment.'

She said she'd take it over the main prize any day, and I believe her.

He said he just wanted the main prize, but then I saw him looking at the extra stuff like it was a free lunch.

I took it once, and now I can't get rid of it.

She said she'd take it any day, and I'm not even mad about it.