Lady issue

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A woman's monthly curse that makes her cry, moan, and question why she ever had kids.

My lady issue hit me like a truck yesterday. I'm still on the floor.

She said she'd rather take a bullet than deal with her lady issue again.

I'm not a man, but I've had enough of her lady issue this month.

That time of the month when a woman is too tired to fight, too sore to move, and too hormonal to be nice.

I didn't even want to talk to my mom today. Her lady issue was giving me vibes.

He tried to propose. She just said, 'Not today, my lady issue is here.'

She walked into work like a zombie. Lady issue, baby.

A woman’s monthly struggle that turns her into a monster, a sobbing child, and a prisoner of pain.

She turned her dog into a pancake because of her lady issue. Poor thing.

He asked if she wanted coffee. She said, 'No, I want my lady issue to end.'

She yelled at the mailman. Lady issue, 1. Mailman, 0.

The monthly torture that makes a woman swear at everything, everyone, and even her own reflection.

She yelled at her cat, her phone, and her boss all because of her lady issue.

He asked her how she was. She said, 'I'm fine. Just a little tortured by my lady issue.'

She texted me, 'I’m dying. My lady issue is killing me.'

A woman’s monthly event that turns her into a beast, a whisper, and a total mess.

She ate my leftovers and then cried. Lady issue, baby.

He asked if she wanted to go out. She said, 'No. My lady issue is making me a beast.'

She texted me, 'I’m a mess. My lady issue is taking over.'

The monthly agony that makes a woman swear at her dog, her husband, and her own period.

She yelled at her dog for no reason. Lady issue was behind it.

He asked if she was okay. She said, 'No, my lady issue is my new best friend.'

She texted me, 'My lady issue is worse than my ex.'