Lady in the water

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A super fake movie that made M. Night Shyamalan look like a clueless toddler. Everyone was hyping it like it was the second coming, but it was basically a pile of garbage. Still, you gotta see it once.
This movie was so bad it felt like it was made by a group of sleep-deprived raccoons.
I thought I was gonna get a headache watching this movie.
It was like the director had a meltdown and just threw everything on the floor.
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This movie was a disaster, but it was a disaster with glitter and confetti. It was so weird and all over the place, I kept wondering if it was trying to hypnotize me or just insult me.
It felt like the movie had a brain fart and ran with it.
I kept asking myself, 'What is this madness?'
This movie was like a toddler with a paintbrush and a megaphone.
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A bubbly, cheap drink that tastes like regret and regret only. Best drunk with vodka, because why not? Also known as the drink that keeps you from crying about your life.
That drink was so cheap it probably came with a coupon.
I drank it and immediately felt like I was 12 again.
It was like drinking the liquid version of my Monday.
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The goo that comes out when a woman is getting turned on. It's like the body's way of saying, 'Hey, I'm ready for some fun.' Or it's just a really loud sneeze.
That goo was like the body's version of a party.
It looked like someone had melted a cupcake and poured it out.
That stuff was the reason I got distracted during my math test.
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A woman's period. Also known as the monthly curse, the reason you're always tired, and the reason your pants are suddenly your worst enemy.
That period was like a bear had attacked my insides.
I got my period and immediately wanted to hide under my bed.
That monthly curse was like being hit with a pillow full of bricks.
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