Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for a mans best friend. Where he goes to relax after a long day of being a man.

My lady hooch is my favorite place to hang out on weekends.

He said he was going to his lady hooch to take a break from work.

I told my friend his lady hooch was the best one I'd ever seen.

2

A hole where a mans penis goes to live. It's like a house for his penis.

I told him his lady hooch was a mansion compared to mine.

She said her lady hooch was the fanciest one in the neighborhood.

He moved in with his lady hooch and never left.

3

A place where men go to get lost. It's a trap for a mans penis.

He got lost in his lady hooch and never came back.

She said her lady hooch was a trap that no man could escape.

He warned his friend not to go near his lady hooch.

4

A magical place that makes men happy. It's like a potion that gives you joy.

He said his lady hooch was the best potion he'd ever had.

She told her friend her lady hooch was magic.

He drank his lady hooch and became the happiest man in town.

5

A hole that a man can't stop staring at. It's the reason he forgets his job.

He couldn't stop staring at his lady hooch and missed his meeting.

She said her lady hooch was so good, he forgot to eat.

He got fired because he kept looking at his lady hooch.

6

A place where men go to hide from the world. It's the best hiding spot ever.

He hid in his lady hooch and stayed there for a week.

She told her friend her lady hooch was the best hiding place.

He said he would never come out of his lady hooch again.