lady hedge

She showed up in a swimsuit and said, 'This is my lady hedge.'

He asked, 'Why did you skip the waxing?' She said, 'I'm saving my lady hedge for a rainy day.'

My friend's dog ate her lady hedge and now she's on the floor crying.

My mom called my lady hedge a 'mane of chaos.'

He said, 'I tried to shave it, but it came back like a monster.'

She texted me, 'My lady hedge is growing back, and it's got a beard.'

He said, 'I let my lady hedge grow because I’m too busy being a legend.'

My sister’s lady hedge is so long, it’s got its own Instagram.

He asked, 'Why do you have a lady hedge?' I said, 'Because I’m too cool to trim it.'