Lady Harp

My cousin called it a lady harp at the bar. I think he was trying to impress the waitress.

He said he’d rather sleep than look at his friend’s lady harp. That’s a lie, he just wanted snacks.

My dad texted me: 'Your uncle’s lady harp is on fire. Bring snacks.'

My friend’s girlfriend called my friend a ‘hole in a dress’ but he preferred ‘lady harp.’

At the party, someone said, 'That lady harp is louder than the music.'

My teacher told me to stop talking about the lady harp in class. I told her it was a science project.

My brother got in trouble for calling his math teacher a lady harp. He said it was a compliment.

My friend’s dog barked at the lady harp and ran out of the house.

At the gym, my mom said, 'Don’t look at that lady harp, it’s making me tired.'

My friend said he got a job at the lady harp. It’s just a bar, but it sounds cooler.

He told me he’s going to the lady harp tonight. I think he means the club.

My cousin’s job is to clean the lady harp. He says it’s a ‘holy place.’

My friend said, ‘I didn’t know that was there’ when he saw his brother’s lady harp. Now he laughs every time he sees him.

At the restaurant, my dad said, ‘I didn’t know that was there’ and got a free dessert.

My cousin told me she saw her uncle’s lady harp and laughed like a maniac.

My friend’s lady harp has a name, a personality, and a Twitter account. I don’t know how he got that job.

She told me her lady harp’s name is Bessie and it likes to eat tacos.

He says his lady harp is a ‘champion’ and it’s got a tattoo.