lady ham

My math teacher called me a lady ham in front of the whole class.

He said I was a lady ham after I spilled coffee on his shirt.

My brother texted me: 'You're a lady ham, and I'm not lying.'

My crush said I was a lady ham after I tripped in front of everyone.

My mom called me a lady ham for not doing my homework.

My friend texted me: 'You're the worst. You're a lady ham.'

My teacher said I was a lady ham for talking too much.

My cousin called me a lady ham after I failed the test.

My dad said, 'You're a lady ham, and I'm proud.'

My friend called me a lady ham after I cried in front of everyone.

My teacher said I was a lady ham for not doing my project.

My brother said, 'You're a lady ham, and that's not a compliment.'

My crush called me a lady ham for being weird.

My mom said I was a lady ham for eating too much pizza.

My friend said, 'You're a lady ham, and it's not cool.'

My teacher called me a lady ham for being late again.

My friend said I was a lady ham for talking nonsense.

My brother said, 'You're a lady ham, and it's true.'