Lady Gorilla Slap

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The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman rips off her shirt and slaps you with a hairy arm while standing on her period. You get knocked back and forced to eat a muffin soaked in jam and swear at her.
My ex did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the grocery store and I dropped my bread.
He got slapped by his mom during a Zoom call and had to eat a muffin in front of everyone.
I got hit with a Lady Gorilla Slap at the gym and my face turned red.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman grabs you by the face with her bare hands and smacks you so hard you feel it in your bones. She’s got a little bit of hair and a lot of rage.
She did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the office and I got fired.
My cousin got slapped by his aunt and now he’s stuck with a muffin in his mouth.
I got hit by my girlfriend and had to eat a jam muffin in front of my friends.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The Lady Gorilla Slap is when a woman with a little bit of hair grabs you and hits you with all her might. You get knocked back and forced to eat a jam muffin like it’s your last meal.
I got the Lady Gorilla Slap at the park and my face felt like it was on fire.
He got slapped by his sister and now he’s eating a muffin in the car.
She did the Lady Gorilla Slap in the kitchen and I dropped my coffee.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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