lady golfer

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A woman who hits the ball so hard she might as well be a man who likes women and hates everyone else.
That lady golfer just laughed at my bad shot. I think she's got a crush on my club.
Why do they call her a lady golfer? She's got more guts than most men I know.
I told my dad he'd never live down being called a lady golfer. He just said, 'I'd rather be called that than a flamingo.'
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A woman who plays golf so well, she might as well be a lesbian and a genius.
My friend is a lady golfer. She doesn’t just play golf, she stares down the ball and tells it what to do.
That lady golfer just called me a boy who can’t swing a club. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult.
My teacher says I’m a lady golfer. I think he just wants me to stop talking during math class.
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A woman who plays golf and might be a lesbian, but no one is asking questions.
She’s a lady golfer, and I think she’s trying to tell me she likes me. I just said, 'I like pizza more.'
My neighbor is a lady golfer. She’s got a green jacket and a green thumb. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.
My mom says I’m a lady golfer. I think she’s trying to get me to stop eating cereal for dinner.
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