lady goblin

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A woman who lives off of butt-eating. She’s the queen of the ass kingdom.
She eats my butt like it's a five-star restaurant.
I was just a side dish to her main course.
She called my butt 'the appetizer of the century.'
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A female goblin who eats butts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I had to eat my own butt just to survive her meal.
She came in and ate the whole table.
She said my butt was 'just a snack.'
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A woman who eats butts so much, she’s like a butt-eating legend.
She ate my butt so fast, I didn’t even know it was gone.
She took my butt and turned it into a snack.
She told my butt it was 'just a Tuesday.'
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